Category: Blog

  • We need more guns

    What kind of idiot thinks the way to solve America’s gun problem is more guns? Of course, he would say that at a rally for gun nuts.

  • America

    Fix your fucking gun laws. How many more kids have to die?

  • Spring is here

    The temperature is rising, the flowers and blossoms are blooming, and the critters are getting busy. That can only mean one thing. Spring is here! Time to get outside.

  • Will he or won’t he

    Today on Twitter, Elon Musk said the acquisition of Twitter is being postponed. Something to do with fake accounts. Don’t care. As you’d expect, Twitter stock bombed immediately. Could this be the reason why he made the announcement? Maybe he wants to save himself a few billion and snap it up for a lower price.…

  • Barbers

    Going to the barbers terrifies me. Having someone that close to me for an extended period is bad enough but the worst part is the conversation. I’ve got nothing to give. I will be expected to give. Nothing will be given.

  • How we do

  • Remember pickled egg

    I still remember that time my fish and chips came with a pickled egg instead of the pickled onion I ordered. I took a bite. Of course I took a bite. I shouldn’t have taken a bite. It tasted like I imagine rotting flesh or roast dog poo to taste. I never want that near…

  • Loud exhausts

    If you’re one of those people that has an unnecessarily loud car or motorcycle exhaust, you are an arse.

  • To do or not to do?

    I have a problem with to-do lists. It’s definitely a “me problem” but a problem nonetheless. As soon as anything goes on a to-do list, it might as well have been consigned to Room 101. It ain’t happening. These days, work generally either comes in by way of a Jira ticket or email. I’m all…

  • Golden visas for oligarch offspring

    Did you hear the one about when the British government gave foreign investors a golden visa if they promised to invest 2-million quid. The government scrapped the plan in February for fears that it had been exploited by Russian oligarchs. The Home Office on Wednesday disclosed that it approved 46 applications for the tier 1…