The MP who was watching porn in the commons, Neil Parish, has quit.

After initially claiming he didn’t know who was watching porn, then admitting he did but it was an accident, has now admitted that it was an accident first time but the second time was not.

Apparently, he was searching for “tractors” and somehow landed on some porn.

Tractors to porn. It’s a pretty big leap for the imagination and I simply can’t work out how he got there – unless it was agricultural porn?

I’m no expert on tractors or porn but I am aware of rule 34 so I’ll leave it at that.