Going to the barbers terrifies me.
Having someone that close to me for an extended period is bad enough but the worst part is the conversation. I’ve got nothing to give. I will be expected to give. Nothing will be … Read the rest
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Remember pickled egg
I still remember that time my fish and chips came with a pickled egg instead of the pickled onion I ordered.
I took a bite. Of course I took a bite.
I shouldn’t have taken a bite.
It tasted like … Read the rest
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Loud exhausts
If you’re one of those people that has an unnecessarily loud car or motorcycle exhaust, you are an arse.… Read the rest
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To do or not to do?
I have a problem with to-do lists. It’s definitely a “me problem” but a problem nonetheless.
As soon as anything goes on a to-do list, it might as well have been consigned to Room 101. It ain’t happening.
These days, … Read the rest
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Golden visas for oligarch offspring
Did you hear the one about when the British government gave foreign investors a golden visa if they promised to invest 2-million quid.
The government scrapped the plan in February for fears that it had been exploited by Russian oligarchs.… Read the rest
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American abortions
America, just let women own their own bodies, yeah?
I’m looking at you too, Northern Ireland.… Read the rest
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Sun and men and tools
British men are a strange breed. As soon as the sun comes out, even for a moment, they simply have to go outside and use power tools. If they’re not blowing leaves into the street with a leaf blower, they’re … Read the rest
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When will it be spring?
The evenings are definitely getting longer and nature appears to be waking up. Why is it still so damned cold?
And when is Springwatch on? No dates yet. It should be the end of this month but I guess we’ll … Read the rest
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The porn MP quit
The MP who was watching porn in the commons, Neil Parish, has quit.
After initially claiming he didn’t know who was watching porn, then admitting he did but it was an accident, has now admitted that it was an accident … Read the rest
