One of the trending topics on Twitter over the last few days has been the hashtag #geekpickuplines which is basically exactly what it says on the tin.  Tweet a geek pickup line and add the aforementioned hashtag.  Being a teeny weeny bit of a geek myself, I was able to come up with a few.  Here’s a summary of the ones I wrote:

  • Ever done live action role play?
  • I have beta codes!
  • I’m going to pound you like the keys on my ZX Spectrum.
  • I know 140 characters is brief but baby, I can tweet all day!
  • I have a Wiimote with your name on it.
  • Fancy going twos up on a beautiful genius?
  • My Twitter ID is @LStacey. Trust me, that’s all you need to know.
  • First you made my spidey sense tingle and now I’m spraying web… Or something…
  • I love hentai. How old did you say you were again?
  • I have two cans of Red Bull and a phone with haptic feedback. Are you in or are you in?
  • I’ve seen a Higgs Boson. Now you’re moist, huh?
  • I’m a particle physicist. Tell me that doesn’t excite you.
  • I’m not one of those “all tweet and no meat” kinds of guys. Hop on and allow me to demonstrate.
  • I saw you across the room and couldn’t think about anything but allogamy.
  • I can’t help being attracted to you, it’s causal dynamical triangulation.
  • That’s all the proof I need that gravitons do in fact exist.
  • Schrödinger’s cat… I want a mass debate on that pussy. How about it?
  • I’m responding to you like a non Newtonian fluid responds to stress.
  • 9,637+ Twitter followers can’t be wrong! (This value keeps changing)
  • Geek Pickups?  I wrote the blog post

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