Author: Lee (Pilchard) Stacey

Bye bye Twitter, hello Mastodon

It’s not that I don’t understand it. I do. I totally get it. I just don’t like it. Like every mass-market content platform (or social media site if you prefer), there is good content on TikTok. In fact, there’s a lot of GREAT content if you can be arsed to find it. But therein lies…

Why should we bring back the imperial system of weights and measures? Is it easier to use than the metric system? No. Is it a global standard? No. So why? Because it’s British. It’s British, so it’s great. It’s a reminder of when Britain ruled the world. To anyone that isn’t a flag-shagging nationalist, it’s…

What kind of idiot thinks the way to solve America’s gun problem is more guns? Of course, he would say that at a rally for gun nuts.

Fix your fucking gun laws. How many more kids have to die?

The temperature is rising, the flowers and blossoms are blooming, and the critters are getting busy. That can only mean one thing. Spring is here! Time to get outside.

Today on Twitter, Elon Musk said the acquisition of Twitter is being postponed. Something to do with fake accounts. Don’t care. As you’d expect, Twitter stock bombed immediately. Could this be the reason why he made the announcement? Maybe he wants to save himself a few billion and snap it up for a lower price.…

Going to the barbers terrifies me. Having someone that close to me for an extended period is bad enough but the worst part is the conversation. I’ve got nothing to give. I will be expected to give. Nothing will be given.

I still remember that time my fish and chips came with a pickled egg instead of the pickled onion I ordered. I took a bite. Of course I took a bite. I shouldn’t have taken a bite. It tasted like I imagine rotting flesh or roast dog poo to taste. I never want that near…