I Got This Link Sent In A Twitter Direct Message by @CaptureItNow aka @connectwithjeff and…

At first I was like:

WOO FREE MONEY!

 

Atfirstiwaslike

 

 

Then clicked to watch the video and I was like:

 

SPAMMER SCUM!

 

Theniclicked

 

 

The little message by the REALLY ORIGINAL “no spam” sign says:
We Hate SPAM! We won’t share your email address with anyone!
Opt-out at ANYTIME!

 

So, erm, Mr. Long, what are we opting into when we submit our email address?  You have failed to tell us this.

 

Why do our details unlock your magic video?

 

Seriously, Jeff, do you think your stack-o-cash pictures, exclamation! marks, CAPITALISATION and bolding fool me?

 

Idiot.

 

Douchebag:

 

Fool:

 

Is it any surprise that his Twitter profiles are just full of affiliate links?