A Christmas Poem
Guess I've been naughty, not nice this year
Guess I've been naughty, not nice this year

Can't you see 'em?
They're in your hair
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Wild accusations, the death of a friend
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I've just been slapped with a fish
It's more than I ever could wish
I love a bit of mackerel or plaice
Especially when slapped round my face
You'll hear me let out a girly shriek
When I feel those scales against my cheek
It isn't pain, anger or fright
It's a shriek of joy and sheer delight
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